Maya: “You have to stop this, Philip. It is not
right”.
Philip: “What is wrong with me getting intimate
with my girl?”
Maya: “Everything is wrong with it. First of
all, God says no sex before marriage”.
Philip: “Ah, now you remind me of your late
twin sister”.
Maya: “Exactly, that is another reason. You
cannot be intimate with me after being intimate with my sister”.
Philip: “I was never intimate with her. In
fact, she never allowed me make love to her so don’t worry about that, there is
nothing wrong with us being together.”
Maya: “are you sure?”.
Philip: “Cross my heart, baby. I cannot lie
against the dead”.
He was able to convince her and they resumed
their kissing and romancing and smooching. When it was time to get down, as
soon as Philip removed his boxers and her pants, he lost erection. All her
efforts to put him back in the mood proved abortive. He suggested that they
engage in a couple of foreplay to put him in the mood. None of the tricks
worked. Philip was embarrassed, that was the first time he had lost erection
right in the middle of something serious and it surprised him.
Maya: “What happened? Are you impotent or
something?”
Philip: “Impotent? Hell no! I have done a
couple of things in the past and it has never happened like this before. I
guess it happened because I was overly excited”.
Maya: “Excited about what?”she was finding it
difficult to believe that it was possible for a man to lose erection simply
because he got excited.
Philip: “excited about being with you of
course. You know it is our first time so you can imagine”, he blabbed.
Maya: “If you say so”, she was obviously
disappointed.
The same occurrence continued to happen anytime
Philip tried to get intimate with Maya and he became really worried. He had no
option that to confide in Malik, his best friend.
Maya: “My dear, that is the situation I am in
now o. Anytime I am about to get down with Maya like this, my erection will
just go down fiam! In fact, the thing go just go sleep”.
Malik: “Hahaha, are you serious? If the thing
go sleep, wake am na”.
Philip: “stop laughing jor. This thing is
embarrassing me before Maya and you are here laughing. See, no matter how hard
we to make it stand, it doesn’t work”.
Malik: “That is serious”.
Philip: “It is o, and the worst thing is that
it will be erect during foreplay o, once it gets to the time for action, e don
go sleep be that”.
Malik: “Maybe you have one infection that is
affecting your erection. Have you tried seeking medical solution?”
Philip: “It is nothing medical jare”.
Malik: “how do you know that?”
Philip: “Last time it happened with Maya,
as soon as she left the house, that girl that has been crushing on me in the
neighbourhood came visiting. One thing led to the other, you know I was in the
mood now and we did it live and direct. It was hot man, super hot”.
Malik: “So, what you are telling me is that is
that when Maya left your house after you lost erection, another girl came in
and you were able to make love to her without losing erection?”
Philip: “exactly. I only lose erection whenever
I am with Maya”.
Malik: “That means she has a very strong
spiritual husband who doesn’t want you to make love to her”.
Philip: “and what is that supposed to mean?
Don’t tell me you believe in all those spiritual spouses crap. Listen, I even
intend to marry her so don’t even think of any spiritual being preventing
anything”.
Malik: “well, that is the only think I can
think of right now. I mean, how else do you explain the fact that you can make
love to other girls except her?”
Philip: “I am also confused, that is why
I am having this discussion with you. And she told me she is not a virgin,
meaning that other guys have been able to make love to her before now”.
Malik: “We need to seek the help of someone who
can see beyond the physical. I will take you to someone who can help. Be ready
by 4pm tomorrow”.
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When Florence ran out of the hotel with the wrapper
she had been given by the female security at the gate of the hotel, she went to
her friend’s house. She was afraid of going back to her own house because she
felt like Chief’s wild wife would trail her from the hotel to her house and
continue beating her there.
Miss Economics who had introduced Florence to
chief sat up as soon as she saw Florence walk in with just a wrapper over her
body.
Miss Economics: “What happened? Were you
involved in an accident or were you raped or something?”
Florence: “If that was the case, it would have
been better”.
Miss Economics: “Then what happened? Didn’t you
see chief?”.
Florence: “I did”, she hissed.
Florence: “You did? Like you mean chief did
this to you?”
Florence: “Chief did not do this to me. His
wife did, when she caught us in the hotel making out”.
Miss Economics: “Oh my God, which of his
wives?”
Florence: “I don’t know but I heard chief
calling her Nene and saying something about she being his youngest wife”.
Miss Economics: “That troublesome woman, she is
chief’s youngest wife, she married some one’s husband but she doesn’t want
another person to share with her, useless greedy woman. In fact, how did she
find out that you were in that hotel with chief?”
Florence: “I should be asking you that”.
Miss Economics: “what do you mean by that?” she
was beginning to get angry for she was short tempered.
Florence: “You are the only one who knows about
my going to meet chief, you were the only one who knew the hotel I went to. You
are the one who introduced me to him and you are the one who obviously knows
which of his wife is troublesome. So, I should be asking you how she found out
about us”.
Miss Economics: “You don dey craze o, shey you
know? You better go psychiatrist hospital before the thing become too late. Are
you saying that I told chief’s wife about your going to meet her husband? How
can I do that when I know that I will get my own share from the outing?”
Florence: “I am just confused, I don’t even
know what to think anymore. Chief was a big fish and I was really looking
forward to making him help me win the most pretty girl contest. Imagine that I was
on top him working hard just to impress him and then his wife entered and gave
me the beating of my life and chief just stayed there watching and he didn’t
raise a finger to help me”.
Miss Economics: “Are you serious? You mean you
allowed her beat you up and you did nothing to get back at her? Why didn’t you
fight her back?”
Florence: “Fight her? Even you who has Ph.D in
fighting couldn’t have fought back that woman. She is so wild. I had to run out
naked o, it was the security woman at the gate that helped me with this wrapper
so. My dress, pants, phone, bag everything, I left it there. I pray the woman
doesn’t do anything with them o”.
Miss Economics: “But chief fall hand sha. I
am going to call him o, he must pay for all that his wife did to you. Haba,
look at your face as if you fought with a dog. Don’t worry, just go and freshen
up, I will take care of this”.
Florence: “The problem is that the woman knows
that my father is a pastor and she has threatened to tell my father what she
saw. God, I am in deep shit. My father will just storm the university one day
and embarrass me on campus. Gosh, what have I gotten myself into like this?”
Question: What is the way out for Florence?
What do you think is the problem with Philip
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